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Joke of the Day

"I always ask my dad for help Whenever I ask my dad for help with something, he always tells me that I'm a faggot and how should already have a job. I only 30 years old dad, there are child labor laws."

"What are the spookiest sounds? Skeletones."

"A group of kids asked me to make a donation to their school & I was so moved I had to reach in my pocket & slowly pull out my middle finger."

"What do you call two couches that are in love with each other? Homosectionals."

"My trainer told me she's sick of me pretending to be a detective. I hit her with a Thunderbolt and locked her in her own Pokeball."

"[phone call with ex] Me: you want to hang out tonight? Ex: sure. When & where? Me: no, we're not going. It's enough just to know you would."

"What do you call a woman who will sleep with absolutely anybody? Public storage."

"How do girls know when they are adults? When they start to like spankings"

"I went on a pretty crazy camping trip last weekend. It was in tents."

"Why do black people call each other ""son""? Well, you never know!"