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Joke of the Day

"Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law."

"What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor? One with everything"

"I lent a hot girl my umbrella while it was raining That takes the amount of girls I've made wet to -1"

"i asked my trainer which machine at the gym i should use to impress the girls... he pointed outside and said "" the ATM machine"" i had 15$'s left though.."

"How do you make the best Americanized Chinese food? Like Tso."

"When I get home the first thing I'm going to do is rip my wife's panties off. Because they're too small and the elastic is killing me."

"If God was a woman. Not only am I going to hell, I'll never know why."

"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame rabbit? The tame way."

"[couple who talks via walkie talkie] GIRL: [into walkie] this relationship is over, over GUY: *cries into walkie* it's roger isn't it?? over"

"During an appointment, a doctor tells his patient, ""You have got to stop masturbating!"" The patient gets concerned and asks, ""Why? Is it affecting my health?"" ""No! I'm just trying to examine you!"""