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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a refugee and E.T? E.T learned English and wanted to go home."
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"Two Ninjas What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night? Numchucks."
"My doctor told me I only have two months left to live so I shot him, judge gave me 30 years."
"What did one snowman say to the other? Do you smell carrots??"
"If you think Lord of the Flies couldn't happen, you've clearly never seen a group of 7 year olds go after a pinata."
"Why was Beethoven making a lot of money? His property was Fur Elise"
"If clinical depression was a sound, it would be two people trying to talk at the same time during a conference call."
"it's always the wrong ex who gets drunk and messages you a million times about how much he loves you."
"You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That's common sense leaving your body."
"Sex with me is just like my childhood birthday parties No one ever comes and I cry when it's all over"