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Joke of the Day
"Wasn't gay marriage always legal? Because I know that people have been happy on their wedding day."
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"How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, change comes from within."
"*gets caught kissing an optical illusion* it's not what it looks like!"
"I've never known a complete Jew I have only known some who are Jew*ish*"
"What did the left pussy lip say to the right pussy lip? ""We used to be really tight until you let that dick come between us."""
"What's brown and sticky? Poo!"
"Nothing is impossible. I know a man that once guessed correctly why a woman was mad at him."
"What do you call a lesbian who doesn't believe in gods? A gay-theist. EDIT: Spelling error. whoops"
"If anyone finds 786 barely used tubes of Chapstick around my city, they're mine. I need them all back."
"Christmas is always awkward in Steve Harvey's house None of the presents have the correct names."