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Joke of the Day
"Why don't Superman's farts smell? Because krypton gas is odourless."
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"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't let a garbanzo bean on my face"
"I'm on my way to get a Psychological evaluation for a new job Why does everyone keep wishing me luck?"
"Started to travel back in time to kill Hitler, but then I decided to be more efficient and went back and shot Adam and Eve instead."
"Guy walks into a bar... So, this guy walks into a bar with 2 Bananas in his ears. Bartender says ""Hey buddy, whats up with the Bananas?"" Guy says ""What?"""
"You - The food smells wonderful Me - That's me I burped"
"What is an inconvenient truth with music? Algorithm."
"Sex is kinda like pizza... It tastes better without rubber."
"What do you say when a dog runs away? Dog-gone!"
"How do Mexicans cut their pizza? Little Caesars"