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Joke of the Day
"What do you say when a dog runs away? Dog-gone!"
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"Sucks when good bands have dumb names. ""What are you listening to?"" ""It's Made Out of Babies, they're really great."" ""..."""
"What do you call a young male cow? Cowboy"
"Apparently I've switched to a mobile carrier named ""Searching..."""
"Women Are Like Crawfish A whole lotta' work for a little bit of tail. xd"
"How do you make any woman wet? Liquor"
"Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed."
"I would've gotten away with it too if it wasn't for that group of sexually repressed potheads who kept talking to their great dane."
"Have manufacturers of picket fences ever gone on strike? Because the irony would be awesome. Take your time, I'll wait."
"Don't tell me I don't know the difference between right & wrong. Wrong is the fun one."