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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the sexually promiscuous deaf person? Turns out he got hearing aids."
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"An Irishman walks out of a bar. Badum, ssssshhhhhhh"
"I wouldn't say that Christmas gnomes are cross-eyed but when they cry the tears run down their back!"
"Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.. That's not a miracle. That's tapas."
"What is Caitlyn Jenner's favorite song? More than a Woman by the BeeGees"
"Why did Mr. T reject Socialism? Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: ""All you have to lose is your chains."""
"I lost my job performing circumcisions I just couldn't cut it."
"Knock Knock Knock! Knock! -Who's there? Hanna. -Hanna who? Hanna partridge in a pear tree"