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Joke of the Day
"Where does a black Jew stand? At the *back* of the gas chamber."
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"I saw a man 3 foot 3 outside my house looking for my utilities readings Turns out he was the metre man"
"SPOILERS: Finding Dory was just a Movie.... about her for getting home."
"When grocery shopping, I only buy foods that can also be used as a weapon. Cantaloupe is a good example of this."
"I think my dog is an alcoholic. He can't hold his licker."
"Who's your Daddy? In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend ""How's your daddy?"" instead of ""Who's your daddy?"" and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes..."
"Oddly enough, ever since downloading AdBlock onto my computer ..... all the local girls in my area seem to have lost interest."
"*40 years pass* *finally thinks of a good joke* more like stink 182! ""grandpa what are you talking about"""
"I love when girls say they need a man that can keep up with them... but immediately go into hysterics when I catch them."
"Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking in a house fire."