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Joke of the Day

"Where does a black Jew stand? At the *back* of the gas chamber."

"How can you help a starving cannibal? Give him a helping hand."

"Did you know that an airplane's propeller is only a big fan and is there to keep the pilot cool? Don't believe me? Turn it off, and see how much the pilot sweats!"

"The dog almost ate the bird tonight. It was like a Dateline episode. ""He kept to himself, but on the evening of June 6, he snapped."""

"How did the calf's final exam turn out? Grade A!"

"What's the difference between a women's track team and a bunch of African pygmies? The African pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts. The women's track team are a bunch of running cunts."

"What did the spice say during climax? I'm cumin! I'm cumin!"

"The animals that like to be pet are the ones that feel the best to touch how dope is that"

"My love for you is like diarrhea......I cant hold it in.."

"My cat told me he's old enough to move out on his own now but then he said nah I'm just kitten"