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Joke of the Day
"Why are orphans so bad at poker...? they don't know what a full house is"
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"""A cantaloupe is an antelope that doesn't."""
"you know who else had a ""fun hat phase""? Abe Lincoln. and we all know what happened to THAT guy"
"What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? The Pilot.... you racist fucks"
"I used to give my co-workers nicknames based on their most dominant features, like 'Loves Abortions Brenda' or 'Eats Her Feelings Julie'."
"If I am attacked by a group of clowns..... should I always go for the juggler?"
"Q: Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1? A: For spare parts."
"why are black people so good at basketball because they can shoot steal and run!"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bootie ! Bootie who ? Bootieful downtown Burbank !"
"What has four legs, feathers, and can fly? Two birds"