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Joke of the Day

"Two men walk in to a bar... Which is really stupid because the second one should've seen it coming."

"What's the difference between three dicks and a joke? You can't take a joke...."

"If a redneck was a pie, what flavour would it be? Pump-kin."

"What do you do with an elephant with three balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino. For non-Americans, this is a baseball joke"

"I had my credit card stolen. About two years ago now. I never reported it though. On my first statement, I found that the thieves were charging less than my wife was."

"Ignorance may be bliss, but knowing that you're smarter than somebody feels pretty good, too."

"how are high schoolers similar to women? they're always asking ""when will this period be over?"""

"What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women? The former is a band of cunning runts..."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Marsha Clark Barbie ...with a bad haircut and a bad attitude"

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