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Joke of the Day

"Q: What's the book of socially prominent monsters? A: The Book of who's Boo."

"Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows? It's the VCRdvard"

"What do you call a shifty midget in a police line up? A little suspect"

"If you drop food on the floor in public, it's proper etiquette to look around and see who noticed before shoving it in your mouth."

"Ocean's 45: The group gets bigger each heist It's too hard to keep secrets Someone posts the next plan on Facebook Everyone goes to jail"

"My ex says he's dating someone new but according to his Instagram she's a sandwich"

"It was Christmastime, and everyone was feeling merry.. ..so she went home. ---- I know it works better when spoken. My grandpa used to say this line every Christmas. RIP Tata, you made reddit."

"TIFU by giving my coworker my #23 I got his Togos #24. I hate avoc... whoops, wrong sub"

"Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster."

"Sociologists say that social media is creating the laziest generation. I expressed my opinion in great detail by hitting the ""Like"" button."