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Joke of the Day
"Why did the condom fly across the room? It was pissed off"
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"I like to help my children think up cruel nicknames for the other kids at their school."
"Why did the otter cross the road? To say ""hello from the otter side"""
"Some woman at my office just said Star Trek when we were all talking about Star Wars and now our IT guy is refusing to fix her computer."
"What do you have when life gives you melons? Dyslexia."
"Taking my wife to a wife swapping party tonight... Hoping to get a PS3 in return."
"I love you like a fat kid loves anything that will make him forget that his dad physically abuses him."
"What's big and long that a Polish girl gets on her wedding night? A new last name"
"Do you know what 80 year old vagina tastes like? Depends"
"What did the boy say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while playing tag? Na-na boo-boo"