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Joke of the Day

"What does a gay horse eat for dinner? Haaaayyyyyyy"

"shows up late for first day of new job *blames it on rush hour* shows up late for second day of new job *blames it on rush hour 2*"

"AMA request: Floyd Mayweather I wonder if he'll see this"

"What do gay horses eat? Hayyyy"

"What do you call a cow masturbating? Beef stoken-off"

"A lot of people say I'm condescending... (That means I talk down to people)"

"Knuckle tats: (M)(Y)(P)(A)(R)(E)(N)(T)(S) (W)(E)(R)(E)(R)(E)(L)(A)(T)(E)(D)"

"I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger, but she did move to California in 1849."

"What's brown and sticky? a stick."

"What can bring The Beatles back together? Two more bullets."