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Joke of the Day

"""Found"" a nest of ground bees and got stung multiple times. But I was able to remove all the stingers. So yes, my pullout game is strong."

"What did they call the suave printer salesman? Prints Charming"

"If humans can grow up to 8 feet... Why do I only ever see them with 2?"

"TIFU by posting on the wrong subreddit hehe"

"What's the similarity between Income Tax and a Caller Tune? . .. ... In both the cases, one pays the money and others enjoy."

"Girl at store thought CNN's Situation Room starred The Situation. No. Wolf Blitzer joins the cast of #jerseyshore next season."

"Me: Hello darkness my old friend Darkness: I have a boyfriend."

"If life gives you melons... You might be dyslexic."

"Why are police officers bad at Billiards? They hit eight ball first because it was black."

"Why do girls generally go to the bathroom in groups? 'Cause they're a bunch of pussies."