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Joke of the Day
"Latest election news: Donald Trump narrowly leads Hillary Clinton by 4 lies."
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"I just had sex I don't know where else to post it"
"What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ? You can't keep a good man down !"
"WOW! SNOWING EVERYWHE.... it stopped. OMG IT'S STARTING AGAIN AND... nvrmind. HERE IT IS AGAIN, WEEE...its gone. - Snow globe, the story."
"Where does a mathematician go when he gets hurt? L'Hospital."
"There's been something wrong with my smelling lately... I've asked everyone, but no one ""nose"" the cause!"
"I hope Death is a woman That way it will never come for me"
"Scientists discover that caterpillars can whistle. Am I the only one wondering if they're concentrating their efforts on the wrong things?"
"My mom asked me to sit indian style... so I pulled out a bar stool."
"giv a man a fish adn he'll say ""wat is this i ordered a mcflurry"" teach a man to fish adn he'll say ""how ar u the manager of this mcdonalds"""