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Joke of the Day

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"Yo momma is so fat [deleted]"
"What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word ""and"" say about candy that caused such a hubbub? Mike Ike's are my least favorite."
"When are they going to bring slavery back? I am tired of looking for a job."
"What's brown and sticky? A stick!"
"This year's presidential election shares the same tagline as the 2004 movie ""Alien versus Predator"". ""Whoever wins... We lose."""
"There ain't enough tailgatin' in this country. Folks would like workin' and schoolin' more if they could tailgate in the parkin' lot first."
"Polish Joke anyone? Knock, knock. Who's there? A Polish burgular."
"Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews."
"A great joke to play on people in their 20's would be to replace the computers in a library with a card catalog."