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Joke of the Day
"Where does a mathematician go when he gets hurt? L'Hospital."
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"A wise statistician once told me: Be thankful you have more hands than average."
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"A blind guy walks into a bar... not a joke, this happens all the time."
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"Who was the roundest member of Sir Arthurs round table? Sir Cumference. He at too much Pi. He ate approximately 3.142 slices"
"Q: What do you call a prostitute's children? A: Brothel sprouts."