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Joke of the Day

"There's been something wrong with my smelling lately... I've asked everyone, but no one ""nose"" the cause!"

"I knew I saw you the moment I laid eyes on you"

"What kind of bear dissolves in water? A polar bear."

"Did you hear the one about Bernie Sanders? Probably not, the /r/politics mods deleted it before anyone saw."

"When a computer program says ""Not Responding"" I start texting it stuff like ""Who are you with?"" and ""Just heard our song"""

"Today my wife asked, ""would you still love me if I was ugly and fat?"" Turns out ""Yes I do"" was not the right answer."

"Just watched a girl choke on her food and this can only mean one thing, she forgot to take a picture of it first and post it on her FB wall."

"Bit creepy of my maths teacher to put a little kiss after each answer."

"Culturally speaking... Having a McDonald's in a WalMart is like finding a cyst in a tumour."

"Britain will be just fine... you always lose a few Pounds after a breakup."