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Joke of the Day

"There's been something wrong with my smelling lately... I've asked everyone, but no one ""nose"" the cause!"

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? ""Sorry, it's going to take me a while to get hard, I got laid last night."""

"What's a young monkey's favorite time of the school day? Rhesus."

"Knock Knock Kid: knock knock Dad: Who's there? Kid: Hatch Dad: Hatch who? Kid: Bless You."

"You know why God loved Mother Mary so much? Virgin Milf ( )"

"Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off."

"I'm against the marriage of anyone whose first instinct is to film and then show the world their elaborate proposal."

"I like all my women to be Just the same as my morning coffee, I.e. liquid and hot, Often drunk on a yacht And usually bought for a fee."

"Jesus loves you. A wonderful thing to hear in church. A terrible thing to hear in jail."

"What was the best thing Kurt Cobain ever released? The safety."