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Joke of the Day

"My new years resolution is to stop biting my toenails. Nervous habit I picked up during all these meetings at work."

"What are 8 Nougat-Bits? One Nougat-Byte"

"How does cheese get more mature? Fromage"

"Next time I cut out eyes in a painting to watch people from behind the wall, I'll use a portrait instead of a landscape."

"Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing? In case you get a hole in one."

"Do bakers get depressed...? Or do they just experience extreme self-loaving?"

"What did the patriarchy serve at their dinner party? Traditional gender rolls."

"I don't know what to do when someone yells stop Is it hammer time? Is it in the name of love? Do I collaborate and listen?"

"It was pretty hard to find a cheap way to get our son circumcised... ...But in the end we pulled it off."

"I will ride you like a helicopter. Totally out of control."