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Joke of the Day

"new kitten So I decided to teach my kitten to write. You might think it was pretty hard but he took to it easily. Before long he could do anything I could do.. Turns out he was a copy cat :)"

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"A girl walks to his boyfriend and says.... I have some good news and some bad news, and I'm gonna tell you both at the same time. Amongst all your friends, you have the biggest dick."
"Riff Raff should name his next album ""Street Rat."" 'Cause I won't buy that."
"What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger."
"Saw a big girl wearing really short, shredded denim shorts. I'm going to assume those were jeans before she hulked out."
"Sometimes you have to make a stand. Not there though. You're blocking the TV."
"Everyone: Why don't you have kids? *points to dead cactus*"
"What is them difference between a horse and a Harley Davidson? On a Harley, the dick is on the top."
"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? *denim* *denim* *denim*"
"Tourist: What's the speed limit in this hick town? Native: We don't have one. You strangers can't get out of here fast enough for us."