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Joke of the Day

"At McDonalds Cashier: You total is to tell your kids that you love them Me: Look lady if I loved them I wouldn't be feeding them this crap"

"Why did Willow Smith whip her hair? Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance"

"Just said, ""Because I said so!,"" and my mom called demanding her royalty check."

"There are two types of people in this world, Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data."

"How many koalas does it take to screw in a light bulb? Technically just one, as long as he's koalafied."

"I once slowly roasted a Marshmallow over fire until the Michelin Man gave me some free tires."

"God grades on the cross, not the curve."

"Did you hear about the drug dealer with arthritis? He had bad joints."

"Do people who use handkerchiefs know they don't have to hang on to the things that come out of their nose?"

"Mexican jokes and black jokes are all the same Once you heard juan...you've them jamal...sorry i had to"