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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A: Virgin Mobile"

"What is the worst part about going to Auschwitz? Your dreams are not the only thing going up in smokes."

"What drives the hype train? The hyper drive."

"I hate it when I'm digging my own grave at gunpoint and I discover buried treasure."

"John Goodman descends from the sky on his hang glider, scooping stray cats into his mouth like a pelican."

"Cowboy: Give me 3 packets of condoms please. Cashier: Do you need a paper bag with that sir? Cowboy: Nah... She ain't that ugly."

"Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be Hell."

"My friend thinks the newly married couple of #s 4 and 9 are a boring one. I told him that's normal as they are pretty square."

"A doctor amputated a hand on a patient and the doctor said to the patient ""on the other hand... you aren't disabled"""

"With my luck, I'll die and get reincarnated as myself."