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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a JCB and a giraffe? One's got hydraulics, the other's got high bollocks."

"Purely a Fable One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or bitch... But that was a long time ago and it was just that one day."

"All these fireworks and still my girlfriend has the shortest fuse."

"My dad is ""looks for fettucini in the Ethnic Foods aisle"" years old."

"I'm here to make a monthly joke April Fools."

"Relevant advice. Remember everyone, if you're attacked by a group of clowns. Go right for the juggler."

"How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend? ""Pasta la vista, baby."""

"How do you call a sad coffee? A depresso... get it?"

"I was watching an educational TV show one time. It was so boring, but what's more fucked up is I contracted visual AIDS."

"*bursts into English convention* GRAB ALL THE STUFF YOU CAME WITH THE BUILDING'S ON FIRE *crickets* Christ. THE STUFF WITH WHICH YOU CAME"