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Joke of the Day
"I'm here to make a monthly joke April Fools."
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"Did you hear about that Native American who drank ten cups of tea one night? They found him dead the next day in his teepee"
"You're Mama's so dumb... She thought the Gay Pride Parade was in honor of Happy Lions."
"Joke Who will always be the #1 ranked father and son of all time? God"
"You can tell that Donald Trump isn't Amish ...because he is terrible at building a Cabinet."
"What medicine would you give an ill ant ? Antibiotics !"
"I told my boss I'm calling in sick today. He said, ""You can't do that when you're already here."" Is that true you guys?"
"Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees? Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade."
"North America Sodium, atomic number 11, was first isolated by Humphry Davy in 1807. A chemical component of salt, he named it Na in honor of the saltiest region on earth, North America."
"I had a one night stand with a girl who liked having pitchers of urine dumped on her head. It was a piss poor experience"