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Joke of the Day

"All these fireworks and still my girlfriend has the shortest fuse."

"Classic Russian Reversal Old one, but I still find it funny: In America, you go out to find a party. In Soviet Union, party finds you!"

"""May your old acquaintances be forgotten and never brought to mind."" -Sir Smirnoff"

"How do you greet a British programmer named Cathryn? 'Allo-cate"

"Wanna hear a dirty joke? dust funnies"

"Anybody ever get paid to smuggle drugs in their butt? ... Cause it sounds like a dope ass job."

"Imo everyone should consider organ donation Ahhh actually I've had a change of heart"

"If life hands you lemons, you are anthropomorphizing. In some way, you've handed those lemons to yourself."

"So, have you guys seen the headlines about 'Jesus might have had a wife'? I don't know why they're still speculating. After all, it's pretty clear that *someone* was nailing him."

"At first I thought this subreddit was beating a dead horse. But it had only fainted."