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Joke of the Day
"Why can't woman drive? Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!"
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"Mosquitoes This is two mosquitoes that go a bike and back tells of front: Hey, so, who has gotten me Fly in the eye ...!"
"""WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE LIKE THE INTERNET"" - fun thing I yell at my kids"
"I'm pretty excited about my new band When I asked the record exec whether he thought our song would be popular, he told me it would be off the charts!"
"Wanna hear a joke? Non-corrupt african government."
"I just killed a pizza boy and now I have to kill another one It's the domino effect"
"ME [yelling down into a volcano]: You shut your stupid Earth mouth"
"I love christmas lights! They remind me of my co-workers. They all hang together, half the fuckers don't work, & the others aren't too fuckin' bright."
"If a pregnant friend tells you what the kid's name will be just whisper ""AND THE DARK LORD'S PROPHECY WILL BE FULFILLED."" They love that."
"How long does it take a Mexican to build a.... And he's done."