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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard. What else would it be? (Courtesy of ""True Detective"" screenplay writers)"

"Our society makes women ashamed and unhappy with their bodies. I, for one, have always been disappointed by the lack of cupholders on mine."

"Skin divers How many skin divers does it take to circumcise a blue whale Four"

"(NSFW) It's been just over 10 years since we lost the Crocodile Hunter. He was a man of morals that died the same way that he lived... With animals in his heart."

"I fucked your mom! Shut up dad."

"Hey did you see the one about the blind guy Yeah neither did he"

"So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having a baby... My name, address and telephone number."

"COP: Do you realize you were speeding back there? ME: Can you be sure it wasn't just the planet slowing down? COP: I'm listening"

"How long does it take for a woman to have an orgasm? Who cares?"

"9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape."