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Joke of the Day

"I fucked your mom! Shut up dad."

"Hey, John... Yeah? If killing a man is a homicide, then is killing a swiss person a suicide?"

"No, I don't need a bag; I'm gonna juggle this 12 pack, this bag of ice and this whole roasted chicken on my unicycle while whistling Dixie."

"To avoid looking at the glass as half empty or full, i drink straight from the bottle."

"Some people are glistening beacons of nope."

"How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it"

"If a clown farts... ... does it smell funny?"

"Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ? The characters in this book are entirely fictional."

"The year is 2036, President Jaden Smith is re-elected in a landslide after making it illegal to respond to someone's text message with ""K"""

"Where do psychopaths shop? In sainsburys *i understand that if your not from the UK this joke probably won't make sense, or it's just not funny*"