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"Skin divers How many skin divers does it take to circumcise a blue whale Four"
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"Americans are getting stronger. Fifty years ago, it took two people to carry twenty dollars' worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it."
"A Russian comes to the Ukrainian border. The Ukrainian border guard asks, ""Name?"" The Russian answers, ""Boris."" The border guard asks, ""Occupation?"" The Russian says, ""No, just visiting."""
"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? Well, I wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face"
"What do bees who are allergic to honey get? Hives."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ? Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s"
"How does a Scotsman find a sheep in tall grass? Very Satisfying"
"TIFU while having sex on an elevator Hey-ooo"
"Urge is strong to leave work early on summer Fridays to avoid traffic. Most do it & become the traffic they sought to avoid."
"Why did the pirate put springs on his treasure chest? He wanted to see that booty bounce."