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Joke of the Day

"(NSFW) It's been just over 10 years since we lost the Crocodile Hunter. He was a man of morals that died the same way that he lived... With animals in his heart."

"What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show? I wish I could hear you whinnie."

"What do you call a cock-muncher's favorite meal..? Not me.. Stop calling me that."

"Flying today and asking myself a question I used to save for first dates: Should I let them see me naked or just feel me up?"

"Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Reagan ate all the jellybeans."

"What is the holiest chord? G sus"

"Facebook Status: I caught your boyfriend having internet sex with one of my Farmville sheep."

"What is a Redditors favorite animal? A cat because we are lonely... I need friends."

"Why is a physicist's dream vacation in Alaska? Because of all the cold fission it has."

"It's truly amazing what Abraham Lincoln accomplished while wearing such a big stupid hat."