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Joke of the Day

"(NSFW) It's been just over 10 years since we lost the Crocodile Hunter. He was a man of morals that died the same way that he lived... With animals in his heart."

"Heard this one from my 8 year old and couldn't stop laughing Q: Who made King Arthur's table round? A: Sir Cumference"

"INSERT SHTTY JOKE HERE [NSFW]"

"What's a dead baby's favorite holiday beverage? Infanticider."

"will be tailgating outside the art museum tomorrow. needed: 6 people to paint their chests & help me spell out PICASSO"

"I'm thinking of investing in a start-up company that produces religious icons. I guess you could say that I'm engaging in idol speculation."

"What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? We really *do* taste like chicken!"

"My priest's been buying tonnes of kittens lately... I think he's a Cat-a-holic."

"What happens to male anarchists as they get older? They go from having anti-state issues to having prostate issues."

"I've been thinking of getting into the warehousing business... I've heard it's blowing up in China"