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Joke of the Day

"I love having sex on a camping trip... It's fucking intents"

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"To watch a reality show about a restaurant is to realize how much chef's head-sweat you've eaten in your life."
"What do you call a gay dinosaur Trannyosaurus Rex"
"How does a sailor remove a condom? He farts"
"Which Marvel superhero is transgender? Ironman, he's a Fe male."
"Atoms are huge liars They make up everything."
"LOL ""Your future depends on your dreams."" So go to sleep."
"What's blue, and smells like red paint? Blue paint"
"You know, I think Hitler was misunderstood. He didn't want to gas the Jews, he wanted a glass of juice."
"An Apple store got robbed last night and $250,000 worth of equipment was stolen. Police are confident they can recover both the stolen machines."