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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay dinosaur Trannyosaurus Rex"
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"Dorito its life. I was eating doritos and my nouse started itching out of nowhere so i picked my nouse and now all i smell its doritos"
"Once you go black, you can always go back to having coffee with milk, there's really no set in stone rules here."
"Sexy subjunctives... ... give you would."
"A cat met her long lost boyfriend after 35 years and says.. Meow meow..."
"Girlfriend: ""I'm pregnant"" Me: ""Really? Thats great."" GF: ""April Fo--"" *I'm already on a plane to a non extradition country*"
"What is a tornado ? Mother nature doing the twist !"
"Saying a prayer for all the turkeys tomorrow. Also the single people with concerned relatives."
"Why hasn't the Rastafarian gone to see the barber? He's dreading it."
"What's long and hard and full of seamen? A submarine"