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Joke of the Day
"LOL ""Your future depends on your dreams."" So go to sleep."
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"Why was the cannibal fined by the judge? He was caught poaching."
"What's the last thing someone wants to hear while blowing Willie Nelson? ""I'm not Willie Nelson."""
"(I rest my foot on a woman's purse as she's walking down the street) hey how's it going"
"Why do rednecks always smell like pickles, mayonnaise, and ham? Because they're inbred."
"Writers who become addicted to pseudonyms have to join Anonymous Anonymous."
"Just noticed that the use by date on my crumpets was April 1st I was sure that someone was playing a joke on me."
"Life is like a penis... simple, relaxed, hanging free, it's women who make it hard!"
"A good book is like a good puppy. Easy to pick up but hard to put down."
"Technically, a bus driver is anyone who drives a bus, Officer."