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Joke of the Day

"LOL ""Your future depends on your dreams."" So go to sleep."

"I fell asleep on a tanning bed... Now I'm out of my grandfather's will"

"I was trying to think of a joke about leprechauns... ...but I lucked out"

"Whats a frogs favourite website?? REDDIT"

"How many rednecks does it take... I don't know exactly, but a shit ton."

"How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian? Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry."

"Happy alentine's ay! For people who won't get the D or V"

"Noticed lots of older people reading the bible. It's like they are cramming for their final exam."

"So, a skeleton walks into a bar... ...asks for a beer. And a mop."

"Santa is a smart guy. Visits people only once a year."