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Joke of the Day
"Which Marvel superhero is transgender? Ironman, he's a Fe male."
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"Fun fact: The average Canadian swallows eight moose per year in their sleep."
"What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip."
"When people say ""life is short"". What the fuck? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does! What can you do that's longer?"
"Why are black people always telling each other to take a piss?"
"I am aware that smoking will kill me, please explain to me again how you'll live forever"
"[Guy on the Death Star who's really sick of hearing Vader's breathing but is too scared to say anything]: I'm going to put on some music"
"How many scientists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, that's what interns are for."
"I wasn't lying, I was just writing fiction with my mouth."