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Joke of the Day

"""A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others."" Ayn Rand Obviously He's never been a cotton plantation slave owner."

"You know why the swimming events are so popular at the 2016 Olympics?.... Because Brazilians rarely get too see clean water"

"I just had my statistics exam Needless to say that I had some mean questions."

"What gives a ghost the right to haunt people? A haunting license"

"It's not a ""junk drawer,"" it's a free-spirited drawer without expectations or limits."

"Two peanuts walk into an elevator One was Ray Rice and the other was assaulted."

"""Kim Jong Il dies at 69."" That's how I'd like to go. With wet balls and a face full of cunt."

"What do you call a person with no arms and no legs? Fucked."

"A baby whale asks his father, ""Dad, where did I come from?"" The father replies, ""Well, I put my semen into your mother's vagina, and then you were born!"" ""Thanks, dad."" ""You're whalecum."""