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Joke of the Day

"hey! if u keep makimg faces like that u'll grow up to be a great physical comedian, able to unite peopel with laughter, adored by all, loved"

"Consent... The only way to stop rape 100% of the time!"

"The concepts of ""History"", ""Discovery"", and ""Learning"" should be embarrassed by each of their respective Channels."

"That feeling when you think someone's smiling at you but it's actually directed at someone behind you is the way I feel all the time"

"You think life as a woman is hard? Try peeing with an erection."

"This one time I swallowed a piece of string. When it came out it was all tied up. I shit you knot."

"What game console do Latinos use most? XBOX JUAN"

"What do you mean by being loud? quiet the opposite."

"why don't spiders go to school.. Because they learn everything on web. :( i know i suck at jokes."

"Why did the lizards get a divorce? A reptile dysfunction"