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Joke of the Day
"This one time I swallowed a piece of string. When it came out it was all tied up. I shit you knot."
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"What's older than sand? The reposts on reddit. *seriously need new jokes*"
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"What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? (NSFW) At least a zit waits you're a teenage boy before it cums on your face."
"Like I was telling my friends, my wife walked into a door. and that pissed me off so I hit her."
"What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo."