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Joke of the Day
"You think life as a woman is hard? Try peeing with an erection."
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"Got kicked out of Bed Bath & Beyond today for drawing pictures of Drake on their blankets, so they'd be extra soft."
"Funny Sex Joke by S.K Are you from Iraq? Cause i like the way you BAGHDAD ass up ;P"
"Why so many conservative white Americans voted Obama? Old whites on their deathbeds saw ""the light"" people so often experience when they approach death, and accidentally voted for it."
"I'll apologize for last night right after you tell me which parts you still remember."
"*hires skywriter Will you take me back if I stop wasting our money on frivolous things?"
"Two dogs are going on a walk down the street They walk past a few parking meters and one dog says to the other, ""Hey, check it out! Pay toilets!"""
"SURVIVAL TIP If a gummy bear is chasing you, curl up like a ball and pretend you're stoned"
"Sometimes I'll catch my reflection in a mirror and I'll be like, ""oh no, that can't be right."""
"Humans: we're not like snakes Also Humans: mmmm eggs"