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Joke of the Day
"I have an inferiority complex... It's not a very good one though."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beaver E ! Beaver E who ? Beaver E quiet and nobody will find us !"
"poetic injustice ITS ALWAYS BEEN A LIFELONG WISH TO MAKE LOVE TO A CONTORTIONIST AFTER YEARS OF PLAYING ALL THE ANGLES IT LOOKS LIKE I'LL NEVER BE ENTANGLED"
"Me: If you don't like my rules, maybe you can find a different mom. 4yo: *excitedly* Can we really do that?"
"When Jimmy Fallon started hosting The Tonight Show, Conan called him up to offer some advice... The first thing he said was: ""Kill your enemies and see them driven before you..."""
"What's better than eating a mandarin? Eating Amanda out"
"What makes an ideal present for a monster? Five pairs of gloves one for each hand."
"If I had a dollar for every gender... I'd have $2 and some monopoly money..."
"I want to reenact a scene from 50 Shades of Gray.... Y'know the one where she gets a job right out of college."
"What did the dwarf say to the drunk prostitute?. High hoe, high hoe..."