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Joke of the Day

"Good for Christian Bale, visiting the victims of the Aurora, Colorado massacre. I heard some of them even got to meet Heath Ledger."

"Q: Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement? A: Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances."

"Kids today will never know what it's like to have a 3rd grade teacher who teaches every subject and even serves as dentist on fluoride day."

"How did the stem cell break it to his girl? It's not you; it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago"

"how to perform artificial insemination in mexico about 10 guys jack off onto the floor, and then they let the flies do the rest."

"What do you call an illegitimate fish who crapped itself? A bassturd"

"The Size of my Penis is Very Private It's information that should be kept between me, my doctor, and his wife."

"Remember when you used to blow bubbles while you chewed gum? He was here about a half an hour ago looking for you."

"How does Harry Potter get down a hill?.....He walks Jk Rowling"

"What do you call a nosy pepper? jalapeno business!"