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Joke of the Day

"Remember when you used to blow bubbles while you chewed gum? He was here about a half an hour ago looking for you."

"My friends all say I tell bad jokes, but they're wrong... I tell jokes ""badly"""

"Ironically, I only know of one person with the name Common."

"I'm funny. But hey looks aren't everthing! Source: roger miller"

"Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's only human."

"What's the difference between a blowjob and pizza? Your mom never gave me pizza."

"*Stands at produce aisle *Grabs GIANT zucchini *Holds it high in the air *Yells: Is THIS cucumber big enough for you, honey?!?!?!"

"Facebook friend: If you can't handle me at my worst, then you- SHUT UP, SHANNON. YOU'RE *ALWAYS* AT YOUR WORST."

"elevator operator my career as an elevator operator was very up and down."

"Wipes away your tears using three precise karate chops."