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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Phelps can actually finish a race"
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"Best way to keep your money from the casinos in Las Vegas? When you get off the plane, walk into the propellers!! its that easy..."
"If aliens ever attack, I hope they do it in rows of 8, going right and left directly above me. I'm very skilled at shooting aliens this way"
"Wrong hole. Wrong hole. Wrong hole. Wrong hole. -trying to put on my distressed denim jeans"
"A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar... He orders a drink"
"""What should we call the 5th month?"" May I suggest- ""Great suggestion. May it is"""
"What do you call lesbian eskimos? Klondykes"
"A dyslexic woman walks into a bar And puts it on"
"If I had 2 fish I would name them 1 and 2 so if 1 died I would still have 2."
"Woman: Why are you begging for a quarter? Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar."