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Joke of the Day

"Woman: Why are you begging for a quarter? Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar."

"Why are Canadians atheist? Because they are Eh-theists."

"Vagina jokes aren't funny period"

"You know people who call their penis wood? Can they say they have a two-by-fore-skin?"

"You literally misuse the word ""literally"" every time you say it. And I figuratively want to punch you in the face. Literally."

"Have you guys seen this? Have you heard about this? Wow, what a tewwific audience."

"I was asleep in a forest... ...Then suddenly woke up and saw a grizzly bent over my face. Bear ass."

"Love how they call info pamphlets ""literature."" Like the opening line is gunna be, ""It was the best of HPV, it was the worst of HPV."""

"Whats up? My dick."

"Apparently The Hulk's blind date went well. I asked him about it today and he just said ""Hulk Smash."""