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Joke of the Day
"If I had 2 fish I would name them 1 and 2 so if 1 died I would still have 2."
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"Dad: My head hurts, it feels like wrongdad. Son: What's wrongdad? Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left."
"I've always liked prostitutes... Personally, I feel like they give me the most bang for the buck."
"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion He was outstanding in his field"
"My girlfriend treats me like I'm God She ignores my existence and doesn't ever speak to me."
"Feminists are basically Lesbians who don't want to admit it."
"A guy says to a girl ""hey, can I smell your feet?"" She says ""NO!!"" ""Oh, it must be your pussy then."""
"You can't go up in a down elevator... ...but you can go down in an up elevator"
"What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans? The black one steals your watch and stabs you."
"A son asks his dad, ""What's the difference between a boy and a girl?"" His dad answers, ""Well, there's a vas deferens!"""