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Joke of the Day

"Q. How do you drown a blonde? A1. Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. A2. Stick a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool."

"picture a bunch of dogs at a bar getting drunk off of a beer called air bud light"

"What do women and Tony Stark have in common? They are both Fe Males."

"Who led the Jews across a semi-permeable membrane? Osmoses."

"This may sound like a rape joke if you ask me oh wait, you don't"

"My friend keeps hiding Disney films in my lunch. I'm fed up."

"Take something someone says, then perceive it in every terrible way imaginable POOF you're a woman."

"Two nuns are discussing their love lives.. when one nun asks the other, ""So, do you ever start smoking after sex?"" The other nun replies, ""I don't know, I've never looked."""

"How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Juan"

"Why did the blond snort NutraSweet? She thought it was diet coke."