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Joke of the Day
"Who led the Jews across a semi-permeable membrane? Osmoses."
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"I'm really pleased with my new fridge magnet. So far I've got eight fridges."
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"Patron: This bread is stale. Waiter: It wasn't last week."
"How do you get a fire started? You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting..."
"My girlfriend and I are celebrating our anniversary tonight by breaking up six years ago."
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