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Joke of the Day
"Who led the Jews across a semi-permeable membrane? Osmoses."
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"So this dyslexic guy walks into a bra ..."
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"The Orgasm Time Machine A coming of age story."
"I see, it's all coming back to me now... Said the blind man as he pissed into the wind."
"How are socks like Boy Scouts? They always come pre-paired."
"Hell of a way Americans celebrate thanksgiving. ""Turkey shoots down Russian fighter jet"""
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