200426
Joke of the Day
"My friend keeps hiding Disney films in my lunch. I'm fed up."
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"Honey, does the baby do parkour? ""No"" she says. He replies ""then he fell out the window""."
"Why do Canadians call alcohol anonymous triple A? AA, Eh"
"LIFE HACK: hide a hot dog in your popcorn to give your date something to play with while you enjoy the movie"
"Why will you never see a stag on the internet? They like to stay anony-moose"
"My boss hates when I shorten his name to Dick I just get so tired of calling him David"
"What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber? Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar."
"My Grandfather has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo."
"If I died suddenly, I wonder if anyone would take my previously unreleased tweets & remix them with Akon or whatever."
"Autocorrect changed 'get a life' to 'get a wife' and now my daughter is a lesbian."