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Joke of the Day

"picture a bunch of dogs at a bar getting drunk off of a beer called air bud light"

"You know what really surprised me about the debate tonight? Turns out it *is* possible to have a worse moderator than the team over at /r/news!"

"Two fish in a tank... ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"

"Why did the Chicken cross the Basketball Court? Because he heard the Ref was Blowing Fowls."

"What did the moderator say to the redditor? [Deleted]"

"Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road..? **Because he got stuck in the crack.**"

"As long as McDonald's doesn't make us pay with excercise."

"I was dating a girl with a lazy eye... but caught her seeing someone on the side."

"What do you call a Starving German Woman Faminenazi"

"The following text messages were exchanged on a cold winters day. Wife: ""Windows frozen."" Husband: ""Pour some warm water over them."" Wife: ""Computer completely screwed up now."""