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Joke of the Day

"2 dyslexics robbing a bank. Two dyslexics run into a bank and shout: Air in the hands mother stickers this is a fuck up."

"What's the motto of the Greek army? Never leave your buddy's behind."

"What is it called when you eat Cinnamon Toast Crunch at noon? Cinnamon Toast Brunch"

"Wanna hear a joke about Ebola? You probably won't get it."

"This cold weather makes me half the man I used to be."

"2016 is like... A 30 second ad on YouTube that you can't skip"

"Jesus walks into a hotel... ... lays three nails on the counter and asks the clerk ""Hey, can ya put me up for the night?"""

"How long is a Chinese man Seriously, he is."

"R.I.P. Today a man died after jumping into a waste treatment facility. The coroner ruled it a sewercide."

"When I was young, losing teeth would earn me money. Now I'm old, earning money will gain me teeth."