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Joke of the Day

"2 dyslexics robbing a bank. Two dyslexics run into a bank and shout: Air in the hands mother stickers this is a fuck up."

"When Yuri Gagarin was a kid, he dreamt to be the first one in outer space ... ... but some bitches beat him to it."

"""How was the beach? You hang ten or what?"" No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation"

"Why did the pig walk into the kitchen? Because he felt like bacon. :P"

"What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust."

"The worst form of Alzheimer's is when you walk out of the kitchen and forget to grab a beer."

"What has 2 legs but can not walk? A cripple."

"How do you describe getting cancer on your resume? As a real growth opprotunity"

"A tree falls in the forest and kills a baby, whos fault is it? The lumberjack"

"If only Africa had more mosquito nets... then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS."