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Joke of the Day

"It saddens me that the closest my car will ever get to being a Transformer is when I fold in the side mirrors."

"Idea for a board game BONOPOLY - Similar to Monopoly, but where the streets have no name."

"Whenever someone tells me they get a ""high"" from running, all I'm thinking is, ""You've obviously never been high before."""

"[at Waldo's trial] Judge: Jury, how do you find the defendant? Jury: We the jury find the defendant by looking in the top left of the page"

"What's the similarity between video games and roulette? Very fun until it goes Russian."

"I was eating at an Indian restaurant when a homeless man came in and asked the girl behind the counter if they had any food he could have. She told him there was Naan."

"Have I told you about my vacation to Oklahoma? It went fucking horribly."

"I'm the most anti-social person I know"

"Chuck Norris did not ""lose"" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice."

"It was a good decision to remove all the mirrors from my car I haven't looked back since."